what's the bfd?
the BIZARRE FRIEND DISPATCH is the big fucking deal....
advocates of creativity & friendship & strangeness.
what's the bfd?
the BIZARRE FRIEND DISPATCH is the big fucking deal....
advocates of creativity & friendship & strangeness.
Customer satisfaction is #1....Customer serveillance is #2.
Our Purpose
Purpose, oh man, that's a tricky one....we get the sense that you are expecting a simple, explicit explanation for our existence....we are unable to provide such an explanation....but we have become pretty well convinced that curiosity & creativity & community & sharing & encouragement are essential aspects of our well-being....we also have the notion that there are other creators which would benefit from the tools we have developed for assisting & supplementing & expanding the creative realm.
Our Motives
Our motives are pure....we dont want your money or your personal info....we are motivated by a desire to attract bizarre friends & collaborators....we want your ideas....we wanna know what you think about our ideas.....we wanna suck on your brain juices, but also want you to sip on our fluids....
We would also like to identify the source from where all ideas are generated.....like the manufacturing facility where this work is performed.....just be allowed to stroll about the facility and rub elbows with the workforce.....afterward have this fantastic conversation with the executive management team, like really just be blown away by their genuine nature.
All of this so that we can understand the entire process well enough to be capable of replicating or at least emulating their methods for manufacturing ideas.....
....lastly, we would like to be granted access into the historic annals in order to investigate the origins of the primordial idea, from which has descended every idea....we would then like to solemnly bow our heads in reverence & give credit where credit is due....